ain't no thang but a chicken wing.

@lexuslou aw gurl i'm such a bad friend i know )))-:
but i hope you had a brilliant birthday and i hope you liked my message!!!! i'm so grateful for a friends like you and @skinny-love and i absolutely adore you both so much :-)))
 
DO YOU TWO HAVE TWITTER
BECAUSE I'M ALWAYS ON TWITTER
I THINK I'M ADDICTED
AND I SHOULDN'T BE ON TWITTER BECAUSE OF SCHOOL BUT I JUST FIND MYSELF ON IT
IF YOU DON'T HAVE TWITTER
MAKE ONE
BECAUSE I'M ON THERE 24/7
 
i love you my lexipoopoo and i hope you're getting cracking on those penguin babies of ours <333
KSZDIOFSKDFJLSKDNnujhsdivjbsjdjUIUDFKSFNSFD beep beep lol okay bye LOVER
xxxx
 
ps this set sucks
i haven't made one in a long time
and it took me a few hours to make it ha i suck
but those shoes are supa cute

hay @skinny-love remember the time yonkers ago when you messaged me saying "oh YEAH it's my birthday" or something and i actually thought it was your birthday and i sent you this long-as message but it turned out you were just using that phrase as gangsters do lol remember that lol lol lol
 

 
well this is exactly like that time
 

 

 

 

 

 
but there's one difference
 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

IT ACTUALLY IS YOUR BIRTHDAY!!!!!!
 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 
~ cries b/c i'm a sad, pathetic person ~
 
okay katie, i know this is like ~uber~ late and i know i'm a shit friend but this set is for you because...
IT WAS YOUR BIRTHDAY ON THURSDAY!!!
HAPPY SIXTEENTH MY LOVE!
i don't know what you can do when you're sixteen in american but here YOU CAN START DRIVING when you're sixteen here!!!! SO DRIVE THE LITTLE SHIT OUT OF A CAR idk what i'm saying man but i just came on to post this shitty little set for you because i'm pathetic but I'M GOING TO PUBLICLY ANNOUNCE MY LOVE FOR YOU BECAUSE I WANT THE WHOLE WORLD TO KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU!!!
 
okay so katie, or katie-kat as you're affectionately know as to me, you're very important to me.
i know it may not seem like it because, as i stated earlier, i'm a shit friend, but i really do mean it! i've kind of unofficially taken a break from polyvore, as you can tell by the lack of my sets and interactions with others, and that's because i'm in my last year of school and i don't know about other countries, but it's the most important year as it depends on whether you go to university (or college i think you call it idk) or not, and i REALLY want to go to university. but enough about me. my point is that i've really missed you and i legit feel like something is missing but i realise that it's because i don't even come on polyvore to talk to you or @lexuslou anymore and then i get sad and then i feel like crying for a bit ahhaa.... but yeah what i'm trying to get to is that you are so very important to me and you are one of the most awesome people i've "met", if not THE most awesome. and i know i've missed your birthday by like 43857923845 years (more like 4 days), i feel really horrible for it. and i feel like a crap friend because i feel like you're such a great friend and i don't compare to your friend skill nom saying? you're great btw. (-: you always make me smile. i know that we always talk about how if we'd meet than we'd be such good friends but i realise we're already such great friends and we don't even need to meet? ahhaha that sounds like i'm some 50 year old pervert man typing this but i think that you trust that i'm not. (-; even though we've never "met", i consider you a close friend and defiantly the closest friend i've had on the interwebs (along with little miss @lexuslou, hi alexis, I LOVE YOU!!!!) AND WHAT I AM TRYING TO SAY IS THAT I LOVE YOU OKAY THAT IS ALL I AM TRYING TO SAY YOU ARE BRILLIANT AND CRAZY (in the best way possible) AND DON'T LEAVE ME OKAY BECAUSE IF YOU DO I WILL ABSEIL OFF A CLIFF WITH NO HARNESSES WAIT I THINK ABSEILING OFF A CLIFF WITH NO HARNESSES IS CALLED "JUMPING" IDK MAN BUT "JUMPING" IS WHAT I WILL DO IF YOU, MY HOMIE BOY, MY BROTHER FISH, MY GRANDMA, MY LOVE, WILL LEAVE SO DON'T LEAVE.
 
idk why i'm writing all of this soppy bullshit it's kind of an apology/love letter all mixed in to one maybe i doN'T KNOW I AM CRAZY AND SEVERELY DELUSIONAL AND I THINK YOU KNOW THAT MORE THAN ANYONE!!!!!1
 
lol this is going to end up looking really long because of the new polyvore set out which frankly, looks LIKE SHIT sorry polyvore, i love you loads but srsly man sort ur shit it dude like cmon.
 
anyway BRO WE ARE THE SAME AGE NOW OMG
THIS IS GREAT
ISN'T IT
but wait i'm turning seventeen like really soon
SO LET US SAVOUR THIS MOMENT
OF WHEN WE ARE BOTH THE SAME AGE
THE RIPE OLD AGE OF SIXTEEN
~ forms a prayer circle~
 

 

 

okay all jokes aside, please don't be mad at me for being late on your birthday.
no actually be mad at me, you very every right to. :-))) IT WAS THIS OR ME NOT GETTING INTO UNIVERSITY
IS THAT WHAT YOU WANTED
ME NOT GETTING INTO UNIVERSITY
AND NOT HAVING A JOB
AND NOT GETTING ANY MONEY
AND NOT HAVING A HOUSE
AND ME NOT BEING ABLE TO SUPPORT OUR BABIES AS I AM THE MAN OF THE HOUSE
AND ME HAVING TO LEAVE YOU TO WORK IN THE COAL MINES
AND ME DYING BECAUSE THE MINES CAVE IN
IS THAT WHAT YOU WANTED
FOR ME TO DIE?
YEAH THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT
IT WAS EITHER ME BEING FOUR DAYS LATE ON THIS OR ME DYING
 
okay that was taken out of proportion
 
but i'm sorry again. i hope you had a wonderful sixteenth katie!!!!! now go out and kiss some boyz!!11111
(did i really just spell boys with a "z" omg ~puke~)
no but i'm being cereal don't go kissing boys you're too young for that.
 
i want to know what you got up to on your sixteenth! tell me everything!!!
i hope you got my message replying to you like ages back BUT YOU NEVER REPLIED I H8 U
no i'm joking
see you're one of those people that i could never hate like ever even if you chopped off pinnie's ear
no i would probably hate you if you chopped his ear off DON'T CHOP HIS EAR OFF BUT HYPOTHETICALLY you know i would still love you.
 
this love/apology letter has gotten way out of hand
i literally just came back from school. i logged onto polyvore after like 293470234 years and saw your message about your birthday I NEARLY CRIED and then i'm like I HAVE TO MAKE A SET FOR KATTIEEEEE AND DECLARE MY LOVE FOR HER OVER THE INTERWEBZ ZOMG!!1111
so that's what i did
and that's what i'm doing right now
 
but yes please don't tell me you went streaking again for your sixteenth because i do not approve of that childish behaviour i am like a whole 11 months older than you and i think you should listen to what i have to say.
yes
 
and omg remember our lover triangle KATIE AND ALEXIS AND SANDI OMG
actually MORE LIKE
KATIE-KAT AND LEXIPOOPOO AND SANDMAN
ahhahahhahaokay i really miss us
 
WHAT THE HELL I WROTE THIS LONG ASS THING HERE AND IT'S GONE
WHAT
LOL
I AM DOING TO PUNCH MYSELF
WHAT THE HELL
I HAD HEARTS AND EVERYTHING
WHAT
I HATE MYSELF
I AM A FAILURE
WHERE THE HELL DID IT GO
OMFG
ARE YOU CEREAL
WHAT HAPPENED OMG
 

okay let me just die
 
in the set i wrote "i love you katie kat"
and it looks like "i love you katie kaj"
i don't know why okay
idk
IDK MAN
MY LIFE IS A JOke
 

anyway, please love me
I LOVE YOU KATIE. <3333
i hope you had a great day, and i hope you know that i'll always be here for you no matter what. xxx

i got your message last night,
you didn't get mine 'cause you've been calling me for days.
 
why do you hold on so tight?
what do you fear?
 
i got your message last night,
you didn't get mine 'cause you've been calling me for days.
 
~ awkward - san cisco
(( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukNOaKeUEQY ))
THIS SONG MAKES ME SO HAPPY.
san cisco are so cute OMG.
they actually are adorable.
check out this aussie band man.
 

 
HAHAHhhahahHHhahahhHAAHh Ohy
HHASHASjajkdfsdKSDF
LLOL
NAIAVNASBDUASDF
ASFIKFKLSDF
ASCNNCASDAI98435738NSD
I RREALLY SUCK AhhhHHAHuauahs
 
school's back on thursday. )))-:
 
AHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA
how is everyone???
 

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AHAHHAHAH yes
NO
hahhHaiiaiiUAuh
 
hi everyone
 
AHAHHHAHAHAUISHDUJASHDJAS
WOAH MAN it's been like 23492034 years
HAY
wioejfhj8283rHAHAHAHAAHASKLFN
 
HAPPY LATE AUSTRALIA DAY FOR YESTERDAY
 

I HOPE YOU ALL HAD A GREAT NEW YEAR/CHRISTMAS/WHATEVER YOU CELEBRATE
tell me what you got up to guys
lol you probably didn't even bother to read up to this AHHAHA IT'S OKAY I DON'T BLAME YOU
i've got crazy
 

 
WHAT'S NEW?!?!?
hah..
what
 

dskifhjskdfsif89248823Hjskdv
HAHHAHhhHAHAUUAUAHA
 
MOOhsd8dyf8sdf9
what happened to polyvore
 
AHAHHhHHAIAjasfhhs
xxx

wHAT EVEN, it's been such a long time!
 
i've been so busy this last term of school. i have exams coming up in two weeks and i have a pile of assignments to do that are due on monday and tuesday. i'm so sorry guys. )-: and i've woke up early to try get them finished before the weekend finishes which i know is now going to happen, but whatever.
 
i would like to say a quick hi to my everythings @skinny-love and @lexuslou. sorry i haven't been on guys, i miss you so much! :-} <3 lots of love!
 
and lots of love to everyone.
 
here's a quick run through of what i've been doing/what i have done this past month and a bit:
in the school holidays i went to canberra. well i went to a place near canberra where i go every year to meet up with my dad's college mates and their families. it's always fun. :~) it's literally in the middle of nowhere, but hey, all australian cities are in the middle of nowhere.
 
i then went to THE FREAKING ROYAL MELBOURNE SHOW with two of my close friends. oh my god i love it so much. it's my favourite carnival thingy AHAHhahHAHhahhhhhhh.
AND I SAW THE COLLECTIVE, NATHANIEL WILLEMSE, ANGEL TUPAI AND SAMANTHA JADE FROM THE X-FACTOR LIVE! it was so good. the collective are my favourites and i love them more than anything ok. my heart belongs with them and i hope they win because they're freaking amazing! or nathaniel because he's just a beast and the most perfect person ever. they were all so good, especially the collective who are tipped to win x factor.
 
AND JULIAN AND JAYDEN FREAKING WAVED AT ME I AM STILL DEAD FROM THAT.
 
~ fangirling to the max. ~
 
I PROMISED MYSELF TO NEVER LIKE A BOY BAND, BUT THEN THE COLLECTIVE COME ALONG AND RUIN MY LIFE THANK YOU VERY MUCH BOYS I HATE YOU.
and also thank you NATHANIEL for ruining my life.
 
i should really stop watching x factor. it's kind of taking over my life.
 
so yeah then i had a dagwood dog. it was the best day ever i swear.
 
and formal is coming up in less that a months time. and i bought my dress from forever new! i love that shop, seriously.
 
there is so much stuff i did but i don't have the time to write it all down, ah.
 
and so i have a lot of work to do. year 11 is tough man. and to top that off i have to go to my netball match today. which is good because it's going to be a good break from studying and stuff you know.
 
i will reply to messages and stuff later.
 
goodbye my beautiful polywhores. <3

sorry for the crappiness of this set woop.
i like the outfit. cute.
yes.

and beg you from her knees.
~ stubborn love - the lumineers.
 
hi guys
i kind of like this
especially the colours. :~)
 
how is everyone?!
 
one more week of school and then term three holidays! woo! but i'm really stressed. i kind of hate myself for doing two folio subjects. )-: and one of them is my 3&4 so yeah i'm panicking mainly about that.
oh poop.
 
;-}

IT'S SPRING! FINALLY!
i'm so happy. it's so hot oh my goodness THE SUN IS OUT.
yay time to go and bask in the sun and skip in the fields of daisies!
it's so windy though. whatever i like the wind it makes me think i'm in an ad for pantene or something idk.
 
how is everyone? it's autumn for some of you, right? i know some of you americans have started or are about to start a new school year. have fun and good luck!
 
IT'S WEDNESDAY MORNING and i'm at home! why, you ask? because the oh so lovely teachers in victoria are striking today~ so that means a day off for us!
 
cool colours not so cool set. (inspired by a tonne of people mainly @kingemmathe69th :~} )
 
welp so i'm stressing out because my studio arts folio is due in two and a half weeks. why oh why didn't i do this earlier?! i am the queen of procrastination i'm telling you. ))))-: ))))-:
 
FAR OUT IT'S SO WINDY PLEASE SOMEONE HELP ME I'M GOING TO DIE.
 
cool beans.
 

 

 

recent top sets:
http://www.polyvore.com/love_is_like_letter_wrote/set?id=57209825
http://www.polyvore.com/serendipity/set?id=56586086#stream_box

"you can choose who you give it to,
but you can't choose who will give it to you
 
and you simply can't write back to everyone,
cause that would leave you so confused and harshly judged."
 
letters - matt corby.
 
~marries matt corby~
sorry katie-kat he's mine mUhahHHAuh.
 
any one an essendon supporter? let's go and sob together in a corner.
 
aloha polywhores.
and i say that with extreme affection because i love you~
 

there's something about green/naturey sets that i love. it's so fun making them.
 
whoever invented soft centre cookies:
i thank you with my whole life. you know exactly what i'm looking for in a biscuit. you stole the idea right out of my head.
 

hi @lexuslou i miss you. <3
and @um-jenn hi i just wanted to say hi. <3
 
xxx

hi guys watzup
i'm gonna try and keep this short :
 
- sorry for using those shorts in like every second set i make.
- i'm eating caramel tim tams with coffee mmm mmm best things in the world.
- i have netball presentation night today.
- I WANT A FRANKIE MAGAZINE SO BAD.
thank god it's an australian magazine. ~hallelujah~ i saw it in the shops yesterday and i was drooling all over it because it's the first time i've seen it in person even though i've liked it for a long time. it was amazing my goodness. but i don't know if i should spend my emergency money in my wallet on it or just you know keep it for an emergency or whatever. i don't want to spend my parent's money because they've bought me a fair bit in the recent past. idk WHATEVER.
- i had something else to say but i forgot, as always.
- oh yeah and i like this colour.
- xxxxxxxxxxx

well, that didn't take too long, did it? :~) but this sucks so bad, oh my goodness.
 
(@skinny-love, i'm going to do your quiz WEEHEEE)
 
okay, so all i've been doing these past few weeks is watching the olympics. i was SO looking forward to them and i'm sad that they're over.
 
i'm bummed that the aussies didn't win more gold. i don't know what happened. it just seemed like we were so close in getting gold medals, but always lost by a whisker. i don't know. but we did well and as always, i'm feeling a proud of the sporting abilities of this country. :-*
 
the opening ceremony was alright, i guess. there were some parts that were like MIND-BLOWING and then there were so "eh" parts. sorry if this offends any brits, ahah. but that's just my opinion.
 
i love the swimming. who doesn't? i mean, even if you're not into sport, who wants to miss the great opportunity of perving on guys who, quite frankly are absolutely gorgeous and have amazing bodies, PLUS are really talented
for example: my obsession this olympics - JAMES FREAKING MAGNUSSEN.
"the missile" is the fastest man for the 100 metres, he holds the record. he's only 21 years old! and he's the most beautiful creature to ever step foot on this earth. be he came second in the 100 metre to nathan adrian. ~ but holy cow, magnussen. every time i see him my body goes into overdrive HOLY HOTDOG he's so amazing i want to vomit out butterflies and rainbows and whatnot.
and yes, daley, adrian, lochte, all of them are gorgeous, but none compare to magnussen. and have you SEEN his eyes? i'm marrying him. that's the end of that.
 
i don't even know anymore. i just don't. pardon me for my outburst of emotions.
 
no one cares, i know, ahaha.
 
i love sally pearson, mitchell watt (who i find adorable), michael phelps (who doesn't?), eamon sullivan, and oh my god, the list goes on.
 
sigh.
i love the olympics. it's such a shame that they're over. what am i going to do with my life now?!?! i can't wait another four years!
i guess i can waist for the 2014 commonwealth games, in glasgow. but all the yummy americans wont be there! )-:
 

RANDOM QUIZ -
 

A - ALBUM YOU LAST BOUGHT: sarah de bono - "no shame".
B – BAND NAME: o0o0o, mcfly, the temper trap, vampire weekend, florence and the machine idk it keeps going.
C - CELEB CRUSH: alright, i've got so many. i'm going to name a whole heap of them because i have nothing better to do.
danny jones, tom fletcher, dougie poynter, harry judd, james magnussen, matt corby, lakyn heperi, roger federer, micheal phelps, dallas green, matt bomer, jobe watson, michael hurley, callum haan, leonardo dicaprio IDK I CAN'T STOP I'M SO SORRY.
D - DRINK YOU LAST HAD: water yeah.
E - EARLIEST MUSIC MEMORY: singing in my kinder or something i don't really know.
F - FAVORITE SONG ABOUT LOVE: that's a hard question. unanswerable for me, really.
G - GUY BANDS OR GIRL BANDS: guys bands!
H – HAPPY SONG: no worries - mcfly.
I - IN LOVE WITH ANY BAND RECENTLY? hmmm, of monsters and men.
K - (best) KISSING SONG: I DON'T FREAKING KNOW DON'T ASK THESE SORT OF QUESTIONS TO ME, I'LL JUST FREAK OUT AND BREAK OUT IN HIVES OR SOMETHING. kidding. but i don't know, i haven't really thought about it.
L - LONGEST CONCERT: i don't even know. i don't even think i've been to a concert before. ha, sad, i know.
U - UGLIEST BAND (AS IN MUSIC): there's no such thing as "ugly music".
V – VEGETARIAN?: no.
W - WORST GUILTY PLEASURE: as katie said, silly romantic movies and books.
X - X-RAYS YOU'VE HAD: i've had so many mouth x-rays, i've lost count. AND OH MY GOODNESS KATIE YOU DIDN'T TELL ME YOU WERE IN A CAR ACCIDENT! ARE YOU OKAY?!?!?
Y - YEARS BEING AWESOME: my awesome years are yet to come... so, 0. ;-)
Z - ZOO ANIMAL: just everything. i love any animal.
RANDOM QUESTIONS!!!
-Unicorn name? there are so many many possibilities, i don't even know where to begin. probably eugene or steve.
-Favorite Condiment?: WOO TOMATO SAUCE.
-Place you would live in?: anywhere, seriously. tokyo, france, england, the gold cost, hawaii, california, samoa, back to auckland, the list goes on.
-Favorite Tea?: i don't know, ahha.
-Crowdsurfing or moshing?: crowdsurfing!!
-Fruity Gum or Minty Gum?: minty.
-Crunchy or Chewy Chips Ahoy?: i don't know. chips ahoy aren't that famous here in australia. i had them a while ago, but i can't really remember what sort they were.
-Best Video Game?: probably the uncharted series and MARIO OF ANY KIND AND ALSO POKEMON OF ANY KIND.
Do you like this quiz?: idk.
 
ABOUT YOU:
What are you wearing?: a columbia sweatshirt, trackpants, and just a dark blue t-shirt.
Necklaces?: no.
Bracelets?: no.
Your eye color?: brown.
Your hair color?: ahha but you could be really fancy and say "really dark dark brown" but that's stupid though so i'm just going to say black.
Short or long hair?: long. it's about time i cut it, actually.
Height?: the last time i measured myself, i was 180 cm. is that like 5'11"-ish?
Nail Polish?: zilch.
 
WOO NOT TAGGING ANYONE YAY.~
:-*